It's a holiday, 4th of July, Labor Day, a birthday, reunion etc. You are going to have a crowd over to the house. You are expecting uncles, aunts, cousins, some of your frat bruhz, neighbors and some people who just walk up when they hear all the music, laughter, dominoes being slammed on a table, trash talk coming from the spade table and a herd of kids running through your wife's flower beds that if she saw them there would be some hot behinds.
You have been busy all morning cutting grass, sweating over the grill because they are going to be looking for something to eat. As you are reviewing the mental notes in your mind you realize your forgot the liquor and your pockets are running on empty. Don't despair. I'm going to help you out. Go to your local get these inexpensive bottles of bourbon that don't taste cheap.
Wild Turkey 101 - It stands tall in a red cup full of melted ice and Coke.
Jim Bean (Bottle-In-Bond) - You know what it is.
Evan Williams 1783 - For sippers who drink their bourbon neat.
Bacardi Black (rum) - It's priced to move!
Get these because I may stop by your house foe a drink.
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